The Minimum Degree of Acceptance

Ok, so I’m out with that foot before the mouth thing again. Something about reading about why those who review devices start out a review by validating why it gets such a rating tends to do that kind of thing to me. So, let’s make a line of sorts. If I’m going to be so harsh on mobile media, what then could be considered some minimum specifications, features, etc. that a mobile should have before it could even be considered nearly viable for most people?